Help Me!

Help! I've been abducted and bound by the man who runs this blog. While he's in the other room, I'm taping out this message with my big toe, which I've been able to wiggle over to a laptop he left open on the floor.

He tricked me into his bedroom and then overpowered me with something in a handkerchief that he pressed on my face. When I awoke, I was bound and helpless. I see he has a riding crop and a bottle of lube on a table near me. I'm a straight virgin and I don't like the looks of this.

He told me he went into the other room to "get ready." I don't know what that means but I'm worried. But what really has me frightened is how I suddenly have an outrageous erection bound up like this.

Oh no, help me, he's coming back in the room now and I see he's naked and his cock is hard, too. He's grinning fiendshly and says it's time for my lesson. Uh oh, I just came in my jeans.

Gingerbread Man

This lad has to be one of the hottest redheads I've ever seen. A model who goes by the names of Sean, Kevin, Matt, and more, he's 26, weighs 208 pounds, and stands a strapping six foot four. That thick thatch of copper pubes is nothing short of magnificent.

Cumbucket Connor

I was watching a Connor video over the weekend and I realized what a slut he is. He's both an enthusiastic top and eager bottom and can also be quite kinky. Just the kind of lad I need tied up and ready for use in our bedroom.

If you want direct links to these video pages at the movie sites themselves, please click here and here.

Busted

We caught you looking, blondie. But who could resist? Gazing at that tempting ass would turn a straight man gay.

Adam Hirsute

I think this is the hairiest I've ever seen Adam. I guess he trims his fuzz when he's not outright shaving it. I like him with this thick pelt. He makes me want to growl and howl and get all primal.

He also appears like he's taking a break from training whenever these were shot because he looks more everyman and less ripped. I just wished whoever shot this had allowed him to shoot a thick load of spunk on his fur. That would look really hot.

Beer Porn

Be forewarned this video has a bit of watersports. The beer part was a nice erotic warm-up. I knew as soon as I saw that bottle where it would end up.

Does beer actually work as an aphrodisiac? It just makes me sleepy. I'd want to try doing this with beer. I'd make it warm Guinness because otherwise it'd be cold on my junk.

Training Day

Fresh out of the police academy, a new cop learns about the tightly guarded secrets of law enforcement. But there are no scandals or police misconduct here -- just alpha males getting some much-needed end of watch release.