Horndog Park Rangers

While porn conceits are often absurd, the idea of two horny park rangers getting it on could actually happen. The mostly male rangers in remote wildernesses might turn to each other for companionship and release. I've visited many of the American national parks, where some of the rangers are truly incredible studs -- muscular, outdoorsy, masculine, and with those hot Smokey the Bear hats, too. They're all so wonderfully friendly when they lead you on their nature talks that it's easy to see how something could happen.

Weekend Orgy

I'm still wondering if real guys who aren't shooting porn ever end up in situations like this. I'm guessing scenarios like this are 99 percent fantasy and 1 percent reality. A few rent boys and a bit of cash could make it a reality.

Here is a link to a free download of an 18-minute movie featuring six hot young blokes in an lusty orgy, a different group than appears below. So if you can't have an orgy this weekend, you can enjoy watching someone who is.

Bum Contest

If you were a judge at a contest and had to decide which of these two blokes had a better ass, which would you select and why? Or is that an impossible choice?

Marcus Is All Man

Marcus probably doesn't know much about Lady Gaga. He doesn't use herbal scrub. He has never been to a Broadway musical. He likely only wears deodorant for special occasions. He's not afraid to rearrange his junk in public if it gets out of line. He probably has burped more than once in mixed company. He may have shut down a few bars in his day. He was likely being a bad boy when he got that bloodshot eye, perhaps in a fistfight.

He's my kind of man. I love manly men. They're the sort who always tempt me the most. I don't know Marcus's sexual orientation -- he could be a straight bloke just picking up a few bucks posing for gay porn. Or he could be a gay stud who is into being a regular Joe masculine man.

My boyfriend is that way, and I'd like to think I'm pretty much that way, too. I do wear deodorant nearly every day, but I only shave my face twice a week. I've been to a lumberyard more than a few times but never to an opera. I don't own any designer clothes. I usually can fix my car if it breaks down, and I'm pretty handy with power tools around the house. If a rat or a scorpion or a snake gets inside somehow, I won't have a stroke.

The great thing about being gay is that you can be absolutely who you are, because it's not about having secrets or acting a way that isn't true to your heart. I don't know if Marcus is gay, but if he is, I'll bet he'd agree with me. Gay men come in all shapes, sizes, and varieties, just like straight men do.

This topic came to mind because one of my boyfriend's female coworkers was overheard lamenting about how his being gay "was such a waste" and how "he didn't seem at all gay." She's fairly new to the employer and seemingly was trying to make a play for him, not realizing she was barking up the proverbial wrong tree. He's all mine, madam, and he's all man and absolutely nothing about him is going to waste, you can be certain of that.

Two Favorites

These two pornstuds, Jake Andrews and Trent Reed, have always been a favorite. They were real lovers in private life at the time this was made, so that adds a certain reality to their on-screen chemistry. Trent apparently disappeared into obscurity, but Jake still makes an occasional porn flick. He's now in his late forties but still looks fantastic. I have some recent pictures of him and will post them in the near future.

In the Bedroom

He's a hot unknown amateur who found his way to my hard drive at some point. I think it's obvious why I saved these. Were these for his lover or for a hookup site? I can't imagine this bloke spent too many lonely nights home alone.

$300 an Hour

Gio is a model and versatile escort, originally from Venezuela and now living in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood of New York City. He's 30, 6'1", 190 pounds, and has a nine-inch uncut cock. His escort rates are $300 an hour for outcall, $250 for incall.

From Russia With Cum

He's probably only doing this for the rubles, but his nice uncut cock and firm butt makes it all worthwhile. He has such an innocent, vulnerable face which creates a curious contrast to his lean, hard body built for fucking.

Taurus the Bull

Terry also is known as Mike in some pictures of him online. He's apparently only done a scant bit of modeling and one bodybuilding competitition. I've found a few nudes of him, too, but they're of poor quality. He's quite hung, so that will silence anyone who accuses him of steroid use. He's always been one of my favorites. I just wish more pictures of him were out there.

Many ancient cultures worshiped bulls, as incarnated in the constellation Taurus. Bullstud Terry certainly seems deserving of devotion.

Rocket Scientist

Scott Styles was actually a rocket scientist before he became a straight porn star. He has a masters degree in physics and once worked for NASA. Then he became a fitness trainer and moved into porn. He's very gay-friendly and has done a number of solo male shoots for gay porn outlets in addition to many straight porn videos. He looks bloody fantastic for 48.

Football Hooligans

The always fantastic blog Dwight Supremacy featured these delectable blokes at a Harvard-Yale football game. Back home in the UK, football hooligans are nothing like these lads. Even though American football is utterly incomprehensible to me, with hooligans like this, I might just become a fan.

For all of you Yanks, Happy Turkey Day. I have dual citizenship, so I will be celebrating, too. Perchance I'll sit down with my boyfriend, who's a native of Belarus, to watch some NFL on the telly and together we'll try to figure out this pigskin thing.

Military Muscle

A gay friend who is a decorated and honorably discharged Marine once told me that the military was were he discovered the joys of male love and that homosexuality is far more prevalent than is reported. That still sort of boggles my mind, considering their "don't ask, don't tell" mentality.

I remember when the military elite were dead set against women serving, and now no one gives a second thought to females in the ranks. The history of Blacks and other racial minorities in the military is much the same. I imagine the day is coming, too, for gays and lesbians. Twenty years after it happens, no one will give it a second thought. They'll all scratch their heads in wonder, trying to figure out what the big deal was all about.

Masculine Metamorphosis

I usually find the Freshman models a bit twinky for my taste, but Trent here caught my eye. He's at that fascinating age when youths begin to metamorphize into men. I'm always fascinated by this process.

I'll run into a young lad I haven't seen in a year or two, and I'll notice right away he's more masculine, his body has filled out in the right places, more chest hair peeps through his shirt, his jaw has more powerful set, his beard is heavier. The mannerisms are less boyish, the voice a notch lower, the confidence stronger.

Trent's hot now, but give him four or five years. He'll be all-man then. Until then, that hole looks pretty inviting no matter what.

Trashy Hot

I found these at two different sources, but they're obviously the same model shot by the same photographer at the same location. I can't tell if this is meant to be erotic art photography or it's part of a longer porn set. The bloke has a fantastic body. Why is he hiding his face?