Thatch

I will never shave my pubes. I had them shaved once involuntarily when I had hernia surgery, and the worst part of recovery was the nightmare of regrowth. I have really bushy, thick pubes, so when they grew back, they rubbed my junk and thighs like a wire brush.

I prefer men with a nice thick garden of pubes -- the thicker the better. When I go to the gym, I sometimes overhear whispered remarks about my thick pubic pelt, invariably from lads who've shaved themselves to resemble an eight-year-old.

Hopefully soon the waxing and shaving trend in porn will soon wane. I want to see men, not plucked chicken. To that end, here are some blokes with a nice thick crotch rug.

Bo Duke, the Middle Years

Unless you're Amish or in the Taliban, you've almost certainly seen reruns of the original Dukes of Hazzard TV show. If you were young and mired in puberty when you first saw it as I was, the program's homoerotic subtext might have had an impact on you. John Schneider played Bo Duke and wore probably the tightest jeans ever seen and admired on network television.

Here are a few candid shots of John today at age 51, presumably taken in his home gym. If only more middle-aged men looked like this, the world would be a better place. He looks like he's freeballing in the middle image.

Handy Men

Who knew you could pick up hot guys so easily after just doing a few minutes of yard work? Just rake for a few minutes and then, bam, a hot stud is all over you.

Fuck Buddies

The models are only identified as Rick and Pete, no last names, in this vintage rag titled Fuck Buddies. I really like how this magazine shows both large photos and smaller sequenced images so you can see exactly what went on. The publishers seemed to realize the stroke value in this layout, so it's a lot better than most porn mags.

I've only included some of the smaller images so you can get a sense of the sequencing. If you'd like to download a free folder containing scans of the entire magazine -- which will help illustrate this post -- be sure to click here (mirrors here).

Marco

I'm not usually drawn to the college fratboy type but I'm having very unclean thoughts right now about Marco here. I'm thinking a lot of beer, some straight porn, and trapped in a snowbound cabin and Marco gives it up about day four. He has a fantastic ass, and I'd put that to good use.

Fabricio

Thanks again to regular reader Dirk who submitted links for this great clip. To watch in a larger screen version, please click here.

Yet He Masturbates on Cam

Michael is a very nice looking lad and very well put together. He's from Florida and half Italian, half Puerto Rican. He's 26, weighs 175 pounds, and stands 5'10".

I've never seen a still photo of him naked online. That's not to say they don't exist, but I've been looking at porn on the internet for close to twenty years and have a good visual memory (yet terrible at names); however, I don't ever recall seeing him in the full monty.

Videos are an entirely different matter. It's not hard to find lengthy cam footage of Michael working out in the nude and jacking off. Hours and hours worth out there. He can't keep his hands off his cock.

This I do not understand. It's somehow untoward to have a tasteful, artistic nude shot of yourself made? Yet it's perfectly okay to jack off like crazy for hours on end in filmed footage that will exist until the end of recorded time?

Link or Chris or Steve

He went by a variety of names during his zenith back in the 1990s. I don't know whether he did anything more than solo porn. One of my first VHS tapes featured him wearing a business suit on a lounge chair by a pool. He jerked off as he stripped out of his clothes. It was favorite fantasy masturbation material for me.

Sometime around 1990 after I finally owned a car, I was driving along Wilshire Boulevard in the middle of the day when I spotted an incredibly hot guy in a suit desperately thumbing a ride. He clearly needed to get someplace in a hurry but, as was typical for LA, every driver ignored him. I was in the inner lane, so I went around the block and picked him up.

He could be Link because of the strong resemblance but needless to say it wasn't him. It was an equally hot but younger doppelganger. The guy was really sweet and had to get to a job interview in a hurry. He had only been in LA a few days and was headed someplace on Slauson, which wasn't where I was going, but I pretended it was exactly in my direction and dropped him at the door.

I never saw him again but the memory of him remains vivid. My fantasy version of what happened did not include me leaving him at the door.

Handjob Patrol

Nothing says "I love you" quite like an intense, extended handjob. Somehow I don't think that's a sentiment you'll ever see on a Hallmark greeting card. As an ice-breaker, it might make a nice slogain on a T-shirt.

Going Down Somewhere Down Under

He seems like he's straight to me, so I very much enjoyed the blowjob portion of this. I imagine that makes me a perv but I like when heterosexuals are lured into man-on-man action. Too bad he couldn't be talked into a reciprocating blowjob.

I know some of you won't like those tattoos, but they're popular amongst blue collar blokes and underscore his authenticity. If you're hooking up with mostly straight working men, you can't expect they'll be gym toned and tatt free.

From Russia

Some very nice artistic photos by a Russian photographer identified in the watermarks. Interestingly, the building he's posing with in all but the first picture is a striking example of brutalist architecture. These images are quite a bit larger than they appear here, so click each one to see full size.

Semi-Vintage Rob

Rob Cryston was a big pornstar in the 1990s. He's the lad in the photos below with the longer hair.

He was an enthusiastic performer who usually bottomed. He really seemed to enjoy what he did, as if he was doing porn for the sex more than the money.

He disappeared from the screen around the time the Y2K fuss died down. I wonder what he looks like today. If he kept in shape he could be killer hot. Time for a comeback Rob.