Woof

Great body, great house, great dogs. What more could you want? Whoever he is, he came from the fantastic blog Buff Muscles.

What Sort of Stud Reads Gods Amongst Men?

Years ago, Playboy magazine used to run regular advertisements with the tagline "What Sort of Man Reads Playboy?" The ads featured masculine studs who could easily seduce young women. I saw the photo below and the idea popped into my head for an imaginary ad campaign, "What Sort of Stud Reads Gods Amongst Men?"

Doctor Rafael Will See You Now

Rafael is one of my favorite pornstars. He always looks like he's thoroughly enjoying himself in his films. He obviously does porn and escorting as a matter of choice, because he's also a dentist, although he does not have a practice. He's an expert driller of more than just teeth. Enjoy the triple feature, and please cum in your empty popcorn cup, not on the floor.

Must See TeeVee

Coming up this fall on GayTV, it's the exciting new reality show everyone's talking about -- Desert Isle. Six hot straight studs recruited from across the country are stranded on a remote island in the Pacific, where they believe the challenge will be to build a boat for escape.

They won't know their water supply is spiked with a powerful aphrodisiac. Which stud will "go gay" first and who will hold out until last? You won't want to miss a minute of Desert Isle.

Shown below are the six contestants. Which one do you think will be the first to cross over? And who will resist the longest?

Cleanup on Aisle Four

Ah, the agony and pleasure of a raging erection, so throbbing hard it hurts. The glans is super-sensitive and stings slightly from the overflowing precum. The balls feel bloated and three times their normal weight. Release is desperately needed, but at the same time, it's prolonged again and again, to allow the exquisite torture to continue.

Finger Lickin' Good

Some of these videos look like they're actually shot with unaware spectators. I think that's part of the fun, trying to decide if they're real or fake.

The Hypothetical

Say you get to know these two blokes, father and son. At some point you learn they're both gay.

And then the day arrives when they tell you they want to sleep with you. Together, at the same time, anything goes. They both have wild fantasies about you that they've shared with each other. They beckon you to follow them into their bedroom.

What would you do?

The Shop Teacher

We did not have any hot shop teachers like this when I was a lad in school. They were all old fossilized toads. They paddled the blokes who acted up on the shop floor, as did the gym teachers, although my cheeks were never reddened. Not that I was good by any measure; I just made sure I never got caught at anything paddle worthy.

These are massive pictures, so be sure to click on each one to see them full-sized. They're large enough to use as screen-savers. If you'd like to download a free copy of a thirty-minute movie featuring these two blokes sucking and fucking in the woodshop, be sure to click here.

Real Men Wear Kilts

And if they wear them correctly, they wear nothing underneath.

I'm afraid I couldn't wear a kilt for fear of an inadvertent woody. Knowing my junk was banging around down their without any restraint would make me think about my cock, and then just thinking about my dick would make me get hard. The sensation of the wool fabric rubbing on my glans would also get be hot and bothered.

My mind would start to wander to wondering what my boyfriend would look like in a kilt, what it would be like to give or receive a blowjob wearing a kilt, and then pretty soon I'd be poking out like a flagpole. That's why I need to wear jeans, to keep my friend under control in public. Just thinking about wearing a kilt and getting a boner is giving me a boner.

The Growler

I know I'm not alone in saying that big Zak Spears is one of my favorite pornstars. He's versatile and all man. He well demonstrates that you can be gay and a masculine male at the same time. He doesn't do as much porn as he used to, so when something new from him is released, it's cause for celebration.

My Russian-speaking boyfriend has a name for men like Zak -- ворчун. Translated into English, it means "growler." I think that's a very apt description for him. He growls, and makes me want to growl, too.

Matthew Fox's Hotter Brother

The actor Matthew Fox is hot. But this bloke, who looks like he could be Matthew's more muscular brother, is even hotter. Or maybe this is really Dr. Jack Shephard in a parallel leather universe.

Zeus Relaxes at Home

Zeus was the king of the sky and, according to the Iliad, "all the gods rise in his presence." I'm a mere mortal and something here certainly is rising in his presence. These casual shots of Zeus chilling in his crib were found at one of my favorite blogs, Jack Off Material.

TJ Can't Get Enough Cock

Here's straight porn star TJ in another one of his gay-for-pay moments, this time with stud Alex Wilcox. I wonder if when he shoots one of his straight scenes now and sees a lad with a large cock, does he ever miss taking a stiff one for a ride?

Gaucho

These files were titled "Gaucho" where I found then, but I don't know if that's his first name or referring to the fact he's a cowboy ("gaucho" is Spanish for "cowboy").

He's younger than what I usually favor, but that innocent expression and the wide eyes combined with the killer body reeled me in. He reminds me of a former boyfriend in the face, so that may be part of the attraction. I have to wonder if he's the sort of blithe hustler who'd shamelessly manipulate you but maintain an utterly guileless demeanor the entire time. He can't help being bad and feels guilty when he's naughty, but that doesn't stop him because most of the time he doesn't realize he's misbehaving.

The religious tattoos are a curious juxtaposition to the ripped body and hard cock. Who was he trying to fool with the Jesus tatt? Himself? His mother? His priest? And, of course, that sweet face is just begging for a big wad of semen splashed across it.

Towel Rack

I need a new towel rack for my bathroom. I wonder if Home Depot carries this particular model?

Centurian

These are from a 1980s porn magazine called Centurian that only published two issues. (Yes, I know it's spelled oddly.) I imagine they're stills from a porn flick, but I have no idea the title. Hopefully someone here will.

I've seen the big bloke before but I can't place his name, so if you know that, please shout out in the comments. I was a careless consumer of porn for too long and never paid much attention to names, but thanks to helpful readers here, I've learned a lot.

My boyfriend particularly likes this magazine. He was seduced when he was young by an older man who looked something like this. It was a memorable day for him and a recollection I never tire of hearing him repeat.

These are full-page scans of the magazine so they're much larger than appear here. Be sure to click them to see the original size.

Mucho Macho Nacho

Nacho Vidal is a major pornstar in the straight world. He's very well endowed, gay friendly, and reportedly an extremely nice guy. If you've seen him in action, he's incredibly energetic and totally loves what he does.

Some of his "almost gay" straight videos are legendary, like when he caresses and hugs another male from behind while both of them shag the same girl in double-penetration. It ends up looking like he's butt-fucking his buddy and not the girl. I've heard that he escorts with men but has never done male-male on screen (although, curiously, he does screw transvestites in porn). He has also directed some gay porn in which he does solo masturbation scenes, including the one in which this clip appears.

Be forewarned you can hear a female voice during this clip but she remains offstage until the very final seconds. She simply appears naked and takes the dildo out of his hand. There is no male/female sexual contact. This was made specifically for a gay male audience.

The Jarhead and the Punk

Sergeant Wilkins was envied by his subordinates on the base whenever he said he was heading into town "to give Kim something thick and hard." Little did they know Kim had a mustache, a hairy ass, and a penis.

Calvin's Boytoy

The gossip media is having a field day with the discovery that designer Calvin Klein's model boyfriend has a gay porn past. He's worked under so many aliases it's hard to know what his real name is, but at least his first name does appear to be Nick. You can see young Nick standing on the left in the first four shots.

Sail Away

I featured Kyle Hazard the other day, and today he's back on the high seas. His partner here is Tim Kramer; this was the first time he got fucked on screen.