29 April 2010

Bad Boy

Jesse how could you do it? You cheated on America's Sweetheart, and now she's divorcing you. You have major problems keeping it in your pants my friend. You obviously are highly sexed, considering all your action on the side. I always thought you were hot in a white trashy biker way.

Your wild ways in the bedroom make me wonder if you've ever crossed over to our side of the fence. You seem like the kind of bloke who takes it wherever he can find it.

4 comments:

  1. As disappointing as his actions have been....I'd still do him.

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  2. I agree. I still find him hot. But I cannot believe he did what he did.

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  3. I can't believe it either! Why the hell apologize? So he cheated and his marriage is breaking up. Bullock may be America's sweetheart, but she ain't mine. And the details of their relationship ain't our business. Hell, I'm all for him.

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  4. Given that his comment when a buddy of his embraced him on his dumbass tv show was "Woah! I hugged a dude!" your erotic fantasies are likely mispalced. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if he's another closet homophobe, fucked up over American ideas of "manhood", which he seems to think involve fucking as much gash as he can find.

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