I'll tell you what sir, if you want, I could do some other kinds of work for you, if you know what I mean. Like a special odd job, sir, you get my meaning? It wouldn't be an imposition or anything on me, because I sometimes like to, you know, mess around with guys.
You would sir? Oh, that's great. Talking about this is getting me kind of worked up, sir, if you know what I mean. You can't tell because these jeans are real loose sir, but I got me a massive boner right now. What's that? Do I swallow, sir? Well, for a little extra I guess I could. I kind of like the taste actually.