Cocksucker Friday

Many offices now have Casual Friday to improve employee morale. But I think Cocksucker Friday would do a much better job of boosting workers' attitudes.

Maybe you could institute Cocksucker Friday in your office today. Put a red sharpie behind your right ear if you want a blowjob. Put a blue sharpie behind your left ear if you want to give a blowjob. When a coworker gives you a nod, duck into the supply room and have at it.