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19 August 2011
If Salvador Dali Made Porn
I can't decide if this is erotic or gross. You could say it was an libidinous fantasy, a fever dream of lust. Or it might be hors d'oeuvres at Jeffrey Dahmer's dinner party.
Usually when Lorena Bobbit invites me over for Hors d'oeuvre, I say, "no". But those cocktail weenies sure look juicy. I guess I'll put on my chastity belt and go to the party after all.
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I apologize if it is rude but I will say gross. I enjoy the whole man as a package much more than just his package :P
ReplyDeleteUsually when Lorena Bobbit invites me over for Hors d'oeuvre, I say, "no". But those cocktail weenies sure look juicy. I guess I'll put on my chastity belt and go to the party after all.
ReplyDeleteLeo G.
Gross!
ReplyDeleteSorry. I vote gross.
ReplyDeleteOrdinarily I love what you present, but I find this image disturbing and the Dahmer comment nothing short of appalling. Major fail.
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