Suck Me Bro

A lot of porn treats blowjobs as sort of a prefunctory starter before quickly moving on to the sex. This video is an exception, with almost twenty minutes of cocksucking before anyone's bunghole is violated.

Lewd Behavior

That's a word you don't hear much any more -- lewd. One dictionary defines it as "inclined to, characterized by, or inciting to lust or lechery." That certainly describes this bloke. There's utterly no reason to rub his cock against the shower door except to taunt us. He's a lewd slut, and I mean that in the nicest way.

Greed Is Good

Sometimes greed is not good. If you lay people off whilst paying yourself millions in bonuses, then that sort of greed is very bad.

If you're a cockwhore and can't get enough dick to suck, like Drew pictured here on his knees, that sort of greed is very good. If you think cum is a food group, then there's nothing wrong with your sort of greed.

I think I've mentioned here that, during my single days, I used to hook up sometimes with blow-and-go guys. They lived to service horny anonymous guys who needed a blowjob. One in particular had an apartment right by the 405 in the Valley. I remember once when I stopped by to be serviced, he said something like, "you're the tenth guy I sucked off this afternoon." Now that's a good greedy.

These pictures are all larger than they appear here, so if you click you'll see them full-sized. In the first shot, if you look closely, you'll see some precum dribbling off Christian's cock in the middle of his shaft.

Men in Suits

This is a hot one and needs no further introduction. Block out forty minutes and enjoy.

Bathing Beauty

People spend tens of thousands of dollars to upgrade their bathrooms, but if he's already in your tub, you needn't spend a dime. I've not found any other pictures of this bloke so I know nothing more about him, but one is nonetheless a bounty.

The Watermelon Men

These are shots from a vintage smut mag showing three farm lads who start out by sodomizing a watermelon, presumably thinking it must be like a girl's pussy. But testosterone soon takes over, and they realize each other's mouths and holes would work a lot better. By the time they cum, they realize how much better it is to fuck men than some skanky girl's snatch.

If you'd like to download a free folder containing scans of the entire magazine, be sure to click right here.

Zak on the Roof

I don't understand why Zak is on the roof, but considering this is porn, where pointlessness is often a given, I imagine the reason is there is no reason. They're also in a crappy part of town, next to the Harbor Freeway, above USC and below downtown, which makes it all slightly surreal.

Maybe the point is that Zak is such a stud, blokes will go to the ends of the earth to get down with him. As for the commuters sailing by on the freeway, did they have any idea what those two blokes were doing up there?

Darren and Justin

Someone just posted this flick on Xvideos this week, so it may not last long. I like how both of these lads are tenting their gym shorts at the start.

I wear shorts like this whilst running, so when I get a woody while I'm pounding out my miles, it's impossible to hide. When I start to stiffen, I think of fat naked nuns with lots of moles. It usually does the trick.

Landon Redux

I've been searching my link list for a particular Landon set I wanted to use here on the blog. I have been unable to find that as of yet, but I did stumble on this one. Given his popularity here in another post, I thought I'd post this one, too.

Military Men

I haven't done a selection of real military men in a while, so here's a new batch from the stock I've been culling lately. I have first dibs on that big Marine in the next to last picture.

Multi-Orgasmic

He pops his load and keeps on going. He's like the Energizer Bunny of porn.

Tenting

Sometimes when you wash your underwear too many times, it weakens the fabric and makes it thin. I always thought that was something to be avoided, but now I'm not so sure.

Jane Has Left the Building

In light of the popularity the last time I posted a black-and-white collection, here's another batch to tempt you lads. I thought the next-to-last one might be Patrick O'Brien, and Google Images confirms I was correct. For some unknown reason, it also returned a picture of Jane Goodall as a "visually similar image."

Home Alone

This is Jonathan Simms, who's done a lot of solo videos plus some straight porn. I don't know if he's done any man-on-man stuff. I like how he doesn't appear to trim much of his pubic hair.

The Office

Here in Reality Land, which is a lot more boring than Porn Land, I imagine things like this happen far less often. The ginger lad looks a little bit like Prince Harry.

The Hoodie

The lighting and shadows are what makes this photo. It's not overtly sexual but it certainly is erotic. I also like how he doesn't shave and scissor himself.

Big Nut Sac

These are all images from a great Tumblr I like, called Big Nut Sac, that was dormant for a while but recently was revived. If you like big, full, juicy male testicles, you'll want to have a look.

Luiz y Loco

Two very hot latins to steam up your laptop screen. The one with the pink tanktop has a commendable thick uncut cock and plump balls.

Stuffed

I usually don't post horizontal images here because the format compresses them. This one, however, was too good to pass up. If you click it, you'll see the larger version.

I like the tender strength of the bigger top here. He's giving that little lad a good fuck, but at the same time he's gently kissing and nuzzling his neck.

A Cockwork Orange

These are production stills for a new porn flick that parodies the classic A Clockwork Orange, which happens to be one of my favorite movies. I find it a bit odd someone is making a parody of a movie that's more than 40 years old, but I guess they have their reasons. If the sex is steamy, blokes will watch it because of that and not because of the parody.

Given the smut version is probably 98 percent sex with a few lines of dialog thrown in, I don't think we can expect much in the way of a true parody. If porn performers could actually act and the producers made it 50 percent plot with the other half sex, it could be really hot.