So here's my problem. Maybe one of yous can help me out. I'm straight, totally straight, but my girlfriend, she's a flight attendant, she's stuck in Europe 'cause of da snow. And here I am, stuck in Brooklyn, horny as fuck.
So maybe one of yous could come over and give me a blowjob? I need release, man.
Any of yous in Brooklyn? Any of yous want to help me out? I promise not to be too rough.
Yo! Vinny! I'll blow ya and then I'll fuck ya!
ReplyDelete- John
Joel Evan Tye is seriously hot. He can be a little rough anytime. :)
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to pass out. I have no blood going to my brain whatsoever. This guy is simply gorgeous. He is truly a god amongst men.
ReplyDeleteLeo
Yes, ill blow you.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, that goes without saying.
Not sure thats your real picture though.
D-a-a-a-a-m-n!
ReplyDeleteHey, I can blow you anytime you want!
ReplyDeleteRough? Rough is my middle name, dude!
PUMP IT UP is my motto!
Cesar
Karl, the post was written tongue in cheek as a "message" from Vinny.
ReplyDeleteVinny, you are tall, dark, and hot! But dude, either trim, totally shave, or go completely hairy. I'm not getting the little alfro clump you've forged for yourself above your pecker. But I promise you, Vinny, if you came around to my back door, I could learn to love your little hairy tuft.
ReplyDeleteLeo
thats okay, i knew that!
ReplyDeleteFunny though!
Vinny, youse can use and abuse me any freakin day of the week. I'm on way over. Get ready for your first real blowjob.
ReplyDeletethats not fair
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