09 December 2010

Pretzel Anyone?

I wish I was this flexible. When I was a lad, I stretched daily in hopes I could make my spine bend enough so that I could give myself a blowjob. Alas, I was never successful.

(Hmmm, I just had a thought: Perhaps when George W. Bush choked on a pretzel, it wasn't the baked kind.)

5 comments:

  1. I wish I were flexible like this too.
    Maybe we didn't get started early enough.

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  2. Man, I want to see more of THIS photoshoot!

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  3. Oh Damn! I would love to see his hole in that position! :)

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  4. Anonymous19:20

    Pretzel, nuts,---I ready for some dip!

    Guys, stop looking at his bottom half and take a look at his face--what a cutie-pie!

    Leo

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  5. Anonymous08:55

    At one time or another, we have all tried to give ourselves blow jobs. But, alas, few are successful. To those who are, I tip my hat to you.

    Leo

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