Raging Hardon

I've always loved the colloquial expression "raging hardon." It brings to mind some cheesy scifi movie from the 1950s, with a raging male erection storming through some hapless seaside town cut off from the rest of civilization because of a hurricane and washed-out roads.

The amateur lad in this photo is certainly raging all right. He looks like he'll burst if he doesn't get someone to help him with that thing. The little sneer on his otherwise sweetly innocent face adds a nice element, turning the plaintive into the demanding. "Now dude, c'mon!"

I think sometimes prowess makes a god. This fellow certainly qualifies under that rule. He is horny, and he wants it now any way he can. If she won't help him, you'll do. Now help him out. Hurry before he bursts.