25 September 2009

Rule Britannia

Poor confused Eric over at Daventry Blue made the remark recently on his blog, "Who knew a British guy could be so hot?" Whilst some of my fellow countrymen might take great offence at that pejorative bitchslap, I felt it wiser to make this a teaching moment for the unfortunate lad, who obviously has been suffering some sort of ocular delirium.

Perhaps when his eyesight is restored, he might Google these names: Daniel Craig, Hugh Dancy, Wentworth Miller, Robert Pattinson, Jude Law, Clive Owen, Richard Armitage, Jonny Lee Miller, Joseph Fiennes, Gerard Butler, Jamie Bamber, Christian Bale, Matthew Macfadyen, Tom Hardy, Sean Bean, John Barrowman, and my personal favorite, Jason Statham. Those are just some names that popped into my head as proof positive that the UK is indeed the fecund womb of male hottiness.

Pictured below is up-and-coming fitness and underwear model Richard, who is British. He's very popular with American casting agents because he "looks" like a California surfer. I do think that's irrefutable evidence that British men are hot -- they have to be imported and fobbed off as Californians. Richard lives in Los Angeles, is 6'1", 188 pounds, and 26 years old.





8 comments:

  1. LOL. See. Now you're gonna get me in trouble. But you're right. There are plenty of hot British men. I was just pointing out the ULTRA hotness of my friend Joe (who is British). Call off the dogs ;-)

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  2. Anonymous09:30

    Do not forget Henry Cavill, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (although he is Irish, but part of the UK), Callum Blue and many, many others men, known or unknown! Atop of being physically hot , they seem more open-minded and welcoming to the gay community than any other Western countries, which makes them even more cooler. Ultimately, I'd date a British guy!

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  3. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is from Dublin, which is in the Republic of Ireland, not the UK. Although Northern Ireland is considered part of the UK, he is not from that portion.

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  4. Prince Harry ain't so bad either...

    XOXOXOXOXO

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  5. And he looks good in a cowboy hat!

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  6. Anonymous11:48

    @Will : Sorry, didn't thought about that. Thank you for clarying!

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  7. Laurent06:57

    total fuck arms

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  8. RedCedar14:20

    Having seen thousands of European men of all sorts, I'll go ahead and risk my opinion here. In my opinion (& everyone has their own taste), on the whole English men are usually rather homely.

    HOWEVER - when they are good looking they are often not simply "good looking", but stunning.

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