But the sport was part of the original ancient Olympics, so I think that should give it a certain emeritus status. Wrestling makes it feel like the real Olympics, whereas recent additions like horse dressage and wakeboarding have no tradition in the games and were added to pull in TV viewers.
Maybe Johnny and Charlie here are on to something. Take wrestling back to its ancient roots, when men competed naked. Then maybe have the winner fuck the loser at the end of the match. That undoubtedly would boost attendance.
In a match featuring Johnny vs. Charlie, who wins? Us.
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Maybe they'll swap out wakeboarding for water-boarding. They could wear jocks for that, too.
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