"Why?"
"You're naked."
"I am aware of that."
"We do not allow naked people in our museum."
"But you have artwork featuring naked people."
"I realize that. But naked art can't pop a boner. You could. And you're very nice to look at, by the way, much better than the usual nutters who take off all their clothes in here. May I touch your cock?"
"I think I'll leave now."
"Thanks for visiting Vienna's Leopold Museum, sir. And thank goodness this wasn't the United States, where you would've been shot with a taser, arrested, and charged with a sex crime."
The guy in the suit may not be asking him to leave. He could be setting up an encounter in the rest room.
ReplyDeleteone thing's for sure - with my as the security guard he wouldn't have had to leave, he wouldn't!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it, and he leaves proud as a "peacock", too damn funny, love the smirk on his face..
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he was visiting an exhibition about male nudity in art and being a piece of art himself, he surely belonged there!
ReplyDeleteOMG I know this guy. He is Danish and named Rune. So hot! Sucked his dick once.
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