17 November 2014

How Johnny Got His Magnum

I have this idea that porn producers sit around with their new discoveries and try to think up porn names. "Look at your attributes, kid," the hypothetical producer says. Then he has to explain what "attributes" means.

"You got great arms, kid," he says, chomping on his old cigar that went out hours ago. "You got great guns, as the kids say. Let's see -- Johnny Canon, Johnny Gunn. Nah, sounds like a 1960s TV detective. Maybe Johnny Howitzer? Johnny Bang? Nah, that's for shit." He snaps his fingers. "Johnny Magnum. Just like the Magnum 357." Bang, a porn name is born.

Whatever you call him, I like John Magnum much better when he doesn't shave his chest. If you'd like to download a free folder with three dozen large format John Magnum photos, both shaved and natural, be sure to click here.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous09:04

    El trasero de John, me parece una obra digna de admirar.Amigo venezolano,Cucuta


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