Once in the house, the refreshing lemonade they offered, however, caused him to lose consciousness for some reason. When he awoke, he found himself bound and subjected to unspeakable things he had never imagined possible by the now-naked gentlemen. The most frightening aspect of all for him, when his hands were tied behind his back and his mouth crammed full, was the sudden realization that his penis had gotten very hard and that he was secretly exhilarated at what was happening to him.
They had never mentioned this might happen at the Family Values Foundation orientation meeting.
Is this a true story?
ReplyDeleteNot that I know of. But any eager young bloke seeking "donations" is welcome to come to our door.
ReplyDeleteThat guy on the right is Jesse O'Toole - no mistaking that tattoo!
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