Officer Anteater

Now I know he's not a real cop but he could pass for one. Looking at these pictures led me to wonder -- are American cops more likely to be uncut than the population at large? I doubt it, but I'd like to conduct a personal survey.

Not too long ago I was in an Italian airport waiting to go through security. A heavily armed Carabinieri officer was standing nearby on guard, as is the custom in most airports these days. The cop was quite muscular and very hot. He also had on snug pants, and it was very clear he was both thickly endowed and uncut. If I hadn't already put my cellphone-with-camera in my carry-on bag, I would've sneaked a shot.

Slabs o' Men

Big and beefy, always my favorite. Bo is a big rough trade stud muffin who never fails to keep me entertained. I hope you like him, too.

He Wants Something

He's very horny and he's not taking "no" for an answer. He also has a reputation for getting more than a little rough.

Leandro

He was a usenet find, so I know nothing about him save for his name. If you'd like to download a free folder with about a dozen photos of him, please click here.

Shy Swede

This lad from Sweden put his self portrait on his DeviantArt page. He says he's "shy" hence the modesty covering. He may not be model chiseled but I still think he's very hot. That mischievous smile seals the deal.

In my experience, Scandanavian men are more open minded about sex. As a result, I've found them to be more sexually adventurous. So he may be shy whilst before the camera, in the bedroom I'll bet it's an entirely different story.

This is a nice big picture, so be sure to click to see him full sized.

Lunch Break

When you only have thirty minutes for lunch, every second counts.

Bronze Amateur

Now the quality here totally sucks, but that's typical for amateur shots. The hotness factor, however, is beyond outstanding. Maybe he took these for a hookup webpage. If so, I can't imagine he spent too many nights alone.

Blonds Have More Fun

Here's another unnamed bloke from the vintage files. He came out of a magazine where not one of the models was identified by name.

He looks vaguely familiar, like he may have once appeared in soft-core porn, those sorts of exploitation flicks that play on Cinemax at 2:00 a.m. You know the sort, where the chiseled lead must single-handed stop a homicidal maniac, yet our hero manages to find the time to have sex with six different big-titted women in the course of his adventure.

Tommy Fires His Gunn

Thanks to the reader who supplied a link for this great video of straight pornstar Tommy Gunn stroking his cock whilst all alone.

Thick

I'm usually not a big fan of disembodied dick shots, but this one is an exception. I'm more attracted to thickness than length, so this one certainly fits the bill.

Vince

I remember this set from about ten years ago when big baggy jeans obscured a hot man's ass. I'm glad Vincent here decided to get out of those nasty pants and show us his magnificent body.

I've only seen a few other solo shoots he's done plus a few jerkoff vids. I don't think he did any man-to-man stuff. If you'd like a free download of a folder featuring twenty large shots of Vince from this same set, be sure to click here.

Serious Mantits

He could dial a telephone with those things. Or turn on a lightswitch. Or call for an elevator.

Let's see -- fantastic pecs, beautiful uncut cock, amber eyes, sweet face, blowjob lips. I'll have one of him to go, please.

The Stud in the Cage

You'll recognize Romario from the other day, back again with his friend Francesco. If you'd like to watch on a larger-screen version, be sure to click here. Thanks to reader CJ for sending this link to me. I'm posting more videos than usual for a short spate due to a backlog.

Gio Loves Gio

A good deal of muscle videos are rather tedious -- the lad poses for twenty minutes and then does a two-minute reluctant wank to finish. This lad quickly gets into the JO quickly and really enjoys what he's doing. He's also sort of making love to himself in the mirror. The cumshot is very nice, too.

D'oh

Can we talk? Criss here is not very likely not to read my blog, so I think I can speak candidly: he looks as dumb as a stump. If you've seen any of his porn, he couldn't act his way out of a paper sack. His face is goofy and he looks like he's perpetually confused. He's all cock and constantly in search of poon. He's like a pussy shark -- he has to keep hunting pussy or he'll die.

That's all part of his appeal for me -- I like 'em big and dumb. He nicely fits that bill. He's more buff now than you see here, but I couldn't find any recent shots without him plowing some girl. He did a little bit of gay-for-pay early in his career, mostly jerkoff scenes or getting sucked while watching straight porn, but he did do at least one scene where he buttfucked another lad.

An Experiment

I found this video on another hosting site, so I'd thought I'd give it a whirl and see how it works out. This isn't the best edited sex scene I've ever scene, but the bigger bloke sure is hot.

A Few Good Men

These are stills from an early 1980s flick titled A Few Good Men, which predated by a decade the famous play and subsequent major motion picture of the same name. This scene features Peter Barrie as the cock-hungry drill sergeant and the legendary Lee Ryder as the mulehung grunt.

Barrie only appeared in a few films but Ryder, of course, was a superstar in the age of pre-condom porn. If you'd like to download a free folder with many more shots from the film, scanned from a vintage smut magazine, be sure to click here.

Doc Rock

The big lad bottoming here, who goes by the name Doc Rock amongst others, has only done a few porn scenes to date, usually as a bottom, but I hope he does a lot more. He's 42, from North Carolina, 5'8", and 220 pounds. He's allegedly straight and married, but one should never put too much stock in porn site hyperbole. The endowed bloke stuffing his monster meat into the rockhole is Castro.