Hotter Than a Bridge Scandal

This is British fitness model and professional athlete Stuart Reardon. This bloke is so hot, and I can't believe I haven't featured him here before.

Maybe I was mesmerized by his gorgeous face and magnificent ass that I just lost my senses somehow. I can't decide whether I like him better with short or longer hair.

Most of these images are huge, so if you'd like to download a free folder featuring thirty high-resolution pictures of this hunk, most not seen below, please click here.

The Hard Hat

Some men in hardhats are gross troglodytes whilst others are ripped and hot and look like sex on a stick. I like this lad's look, with his nice lean, muscled body down to his fat cock and mushroom head.

I particularly like how his meat stands at quarter mast even though he doesn't have a boner. No shriveled glob of flesh for him. His cock always wants you to know it's ready for action.

He appeared in this solo set as Stewart Parker, which looks like it was made at least ten years back. But I couldn't find any listings for him in the porn databases so I don't know if this was his only appearance in the flesh. I'd love to see him put that cock to good use.

These pictures are much larger than they appear here, so you can examine and download the entire set for free here.

Mid-Week Macho

Here are two unrelated videos featuring four men who could never be accused of lacking virility. They love to fuck. First up are a pair of hirsute lads who feel no shame in satisfying their urges. They're followed by two blokes who discover that an outdoor stairwell is the perfect place for some dog-horny fucking.

If you'd rather watch on the Xvideos site, you'll need to click here and here.

Drooling Daily

Do you know about The Naked Daily Drool? If you don't, you should. It's an excellent blog featuring a single image of a hot naked bloke every day. Kevin, the host, has been doing the site for years.

I selected seven uncut images at random from the site. Kevin features men of all sort, cut and uncut, but I was in a mood for anteaters today.

Check it out. And don't forget to wear a bib.

Burning Ginger

This lad is incredibly hot. I've only ever located this one photo of him, and Google search just turns up more copies of this posted on other blogs.

Does anyone know anything about him? Shout out in the comments if you do. Click here to see a larger picture of him.

Orange Juice

This video made me hornier than a blue-balled mongrel trapped inside a church during a three-hour funeral. The deep throating that segues into buttfucking crab-style beginning around the seven minute mark is outstanding.

Be forewared there is some piss play. You'll never think about a glass of Minute Maid the same way again after this one. If you'd rather watch on the Xvideos site itself, you'll need to click here.

Banging in the New Year

Here are two new porn posts I discovered yesterday that I think you lads will like. The first features a Japanese bloke bottoming for a hung uncut Latin. Some discussion on the Xvideos page about whether the lad is Asian, but I know he is for two reasons: I've seen him in Japanese porn and I've known Japanese men who resemble him.

In case that one is pulled, featured with it is the ever-popular Landon doing what he does best with another bloke. If you'd rather watch these on the source site, please click here and here.

Hottest Tom

Tom Katt, seen below, went through various incarnations in his porn career. He started out ripped, lean, and hairless, then transitioned into ripped, a little thicker, and hairy, then into bodybuilder huge and shaved, and then back down to semi-huge and hairy before he retired.

These pictures are from his second phase of sorts: ripped, a little thicker, and hairy. This was, in my opinion, his hottest look. He was rugged, masculine, and powerful without looking over pumped. He was also mostly a bottom and usually fun to watch being pounded.

Hole Patrol

This is straight pornstar Tony de Sergio. It is a bit amusing that he's fingering his hole here hungrily, like he's begging for a fat one in there, but chances are as a hetero man he's probably an anal virgin. He's poked a lot of skanks up the ass in porn, so maybe he wants to know what it feels like.

I like porn that features blokes fingering their holes. It's not particularly common, and I wish we saw more of it. These are nice large images, bigger than they appear below, so click here for a free folder where you may see and save.

Cowboy Orgy

What better way to celebrate the new year than with a cowboy orgy! I'm sure more than a few cowboys in the old west satisfied their needs this way because women were more than scarce.

If you'd rather watch at the Xvideos page, click here.

The Fine Art of Face Fucking

Sometimes I think gif loops can be just as hot as the video itself, and here's a good example. I much prefer to see some hot facefucking as opposed to a blowjob where the passive recipient just sits and watches.

And it's much better to facefuck your lover than to sit or stand there there like a slug staring at him. Oral sex should be interactive.

Here's to hoping your 2014 is filled with lots of hot face fucking and much more that keeps your balls in constant risk of cum depletion.

The Bookworm

Hopefully during the holidays you've been catching up on your reading. I know I am.

Imagine coming home to find this lad sprawled on the floor surrounded by your tossed-about books. Would you get angry? Call the police? Or would you strip down, too? I think we already know the answer.

When you think about it, this is actually a silly pose that doesn't reflect human behavior. Who strips off his pants and/or underwear without taking off his shirt and tie, too, and then sprawls on the floor to read while giving the family jewels a good airing?

But it's hotter this way, for some reason. Maybe because it helps us imagine him both dressed and totally naked. Or it could be the juxtaposition of his bookish face and naughty pose.

Whatever the answer, that fat bookworm between his legs is mighty tempting. (This picture is quite large, so click here to see him full size.)

I Heart Versatile Men

Both my boyfriend and I are versatile. I think versatility builds character. If you can both dish it out and take it, you're a stronger man for it. Some men think it's not masculine to bottom, that the bottom needs to be the bitch, but I say they're wrong and probably just afraid of giving up their cherry.

Here are three versatile flipfuck scenes I recently found on Xvideos. In the first one, the lads are a bit older, whilst in the others they're more of college age. These lads all look like they have as much fun bottoming as they do topping. Good show, lads.

If you'd rather watch on the source site, click here, here, and here.

Nutbusters

I liked all three of these videos because the lads looked like they're really into fucking. The check at the end of the shoot is nice, but they see that as the icing on the cake and not the most important part. Porn with enthusiastic and horny suckers and fuckers is usually better than the gay-for-pay stuff, and I think all three of these scenes prove that rule.

I particularly like the last one with overlapping cumshots. They're not quite simultaneous, but what the top does afterward really makes this a gold-star winner, in my opinion. I watched that part several times.

If you'd rather watch at the Xvideos site, please click here, here, and here.

Suburban Dad

This is Scott Styles, who was featured here at the blog more than four years ago in a different shoot. He was a straight pornstar who also did some solo jerkoff vids and photo spreads for his male fans. According to the Internet Adult Film Database, he retired in 2011.

I've always liked his look -- he could be that hot suburban dad you spot at Home Depot. The fact that he usually didn't shave his body hair when he worked in porn was a definite plus for me. His beautiful pelt should not be spoiled by a razor.

These are larger images and part of a sixteen-image set that you can admire and download free here. If you'd like to see him in action fucking chicks, I found two of his videos here and here. Warning: pussy and tits are in full view on both clips.

Happy Boxing Day

If you were born in the UK like I was or if you're from the several commonwealth countries that celebrate it, you know today is Boxing Day. Contrary to urban myth, the holiday has nothing to do with the sport of boxing or putting your Christmas boxes away or returning presents to shops.

The holiday was so named when wealthy people gave their servants and tradesmen their "Christmas box," a gift-filled box in return for working on Christmas Day. Think in terms of Downton Abbey, where the landed gentry lolled away opening gifts and entertaining whilst servants waited on them. In compensation, the servants were given the day after Christmas off and sent on their way with their Christmas box.

More recently, it is often the day when people return their unwanted or ill-fitting gifts to shops. But remember, before you rush back with those socks that didn't quite fit, there is one other use for them, as the lads here demonstrate quite well. If you need to make a closer examination, be sure to click here.

Holiday Treat

Someone put an entire classic porn movie on Xvideos recently. If you're not familiar with the genre, porn back then often emphasized rugged masculinity over pretty faces and gym-toned bodies.

Paired with that is an amateur video featuring one of the hottest "ordinary" lads ever in this type of stuff. He's well hung and a nice body to boot. He could make a living in porn.

If you'd rather watch on the Xvideos site itself, please click here and here. Happy holidays!

Ho Ho Ho!

Happy holidays to you lads (and several ladies who also visit here). Now's the time to be bad, because Santa will be too distracted delivering gifts to find time to add your name to his naughty list.

I want to know what that box is about on the table behind the lads to the right of the picture near the flowers. It's all wrapped with a bow and has a cock-size hole, like it's a tiny little gloryhole box. Maybe that's what got the two blokes here all heated up to start: one put his dick in the box for the other as a gift.

This picture is enormous, so click here to see it full size in glorious boner-color.