Joey

He's allegedly named Joey but, given it's porn, that's probably not his real name. The site where he appeared, as identified in the photo watermarks, lands some really hot-looking lads. At the same time, the site often makes really lame videos of the blokes they feature. Even a dropout from a community college video class would do a better job.

Public Mansex

Both these lads are mighty fine to look at. And that dumpster has been strategically placed so they can't be seen by the traffic on the nearby street.

If a cop drove down that alley, they'd have some explaining to do. That's unless the officer needed a quick blowjob.

Thanks as always to Dirk for the heads up on this flick link. If you want to watch a larger screen version of this, click here

Sammy

He does both straight and gay porn. He seems to do an even mix of both genres. Is he a true bisexual or is he one of those horned up lads who can fuck almost anything with a pulsebeat? He's purportedly only 24 but he doesn't have too much of a twinkie look, so I'd take him home and put him to some hard use.

Cornfed

Something tells me they're not real farmboys. But they can come hang off my silo any time they want.

Having spent part of my formative years growing up in the American Midwest, I never ceased to be amazed at how some young lads wore their feed caps 24/7. When I glance on occasion at my high school "class news" webpage, I see that most of the feed cap crowd still live in the same county more than 25 years later. Waiting to inherit the family farm keeps them chained to their past the rest of their lives.

Seduced on the High Seas

Joey, the smaller of the two blokes here, is straight. He's done lots of straight porn but this was one of his few forays into man-on-man sex. He's a lot buffer and bigger now than he appears here, and it's too bad he hasn't done any gay porn lately.

He looks uncomfortable here, like maybe he'd prefer visiting the dentist or doing his taxes. For some reason that turns me on. I've written before about how I used to hook up sometimes with married men. Usually they were very confident about what they were doing, but occasionally they weren't. The nervous, horny ones always got me going.

Oral Gratification

These are sharp, well photographed images from a vintage magazine called Oral Gratification, published sometime in the 1980s. I recognize the legendary Al Parker, of course, the lad with the beard, but I don't know the other one. If you'd like to download a free folder with scans of the entire magazine, be sure to click here.

Deputy Dwayne

Is it too much to hope that he might be a faithful reader of my blog?

Once whilst driving cross country I was stopped for speeding in Mississippi. I don't know if it was Adams County, however. I do know the officer was not easy on the eyes like the lad pictured here.

I nonetheless talked my way out of the ticket by convincing the officer I had been momentarily confused in calculating the miles-to-kilometers conversion. Sometimes dialing up the British accent helps.

In the Mirror

I haven't done an amateur collection for a while so I thought it was time to gather together some of the various mirror shots I've collected. The lad in the last shot getting the blowjob looks a bit like Justin Chambers.

Rather than discard the ones I didn't select for this entry, I've zipped a bunch of amateur shots together in one folder, which you can download free here.

When Porn Had Plots

This is a clip from a 1984 film called Job Site. Once upon a time, porn had actual plots, with stories that had a beginning, middle, and end with some character development and escalating jeopardy. Yes, the acting stunk far more often than it didn't, but at least an effort was made.

As we can see from this clip, the actors aren't too into the Stanislavski method. They've obviously not rehearsed the basics on how to use hand tools. I think chimpanzees might make better carpenters.

If you'd like to watch this on a larger screen, be sure to click here.

The Da Vinci Ass

Many of my forefathers were heavy into the Masons but the interest died out in my parents' generation. That appears to be some kind of Masonic symbol on his hoodie but beyond that it's a mystery to me. If this is the caliber of men at Masonic lodges today and their typical attire, I think I need to rekindle the familial legacy.

Sebastian

This bloke has killer arms and shoulders. I also like his bad-ass expression. He reminds me of the tough-looking soldiers you see patrolling airports and train stations in Eastern Europe. He's 33 and a strapping 6'1".

I've found conflicting information about him online. Some sources say he's Romanian, others say Hungarian. He's done a little bit of porn but presumably makes his living doing something else. He seems to be mostly a bottom on screen. I always wonder with these Eastern European lads if they're really on our team or just doing gay for pay.

Onanism Film Festival

While not quite as prestigious as Cannes or Sundance, the Onanism Film Festival is nonetheless growing ever larger in international recognition. The festival's Golden Fist Award has become quite coveted and many aspiring onanists dream they might some day grab one of their own. The judging selection is always a sticky issue with enthusiasts but all involved agree they have a blast.

I believe all the lads here are identified in their clips. You can see larger screen versions of these clips here, here, and here.

Desert Fox

These are stills from a vintage porn magazine called Desert Fox. The older bloke is Mike Morris and his friend is Dave Daniels. GayEroticVideoIndex.com lists a movie with the same title and performers for 1980, so presumably these stills were shot at the same time the movie was made.

These are fairly large scans below, so be sure to click to see Mike and Dave in full-screen Porn-o-Vision. If you'd like to download a free folder containing scans of the entire magazine, click here.

The Loan Shark

When Manny's customers failed to make payments on time, he made them get down on their knees and pay a special fee. He soon realized, however, that some of his borrowers were deliberately being slow in paying.

Dan the Man

Although not an ironclad rule, I've often found that lean, tall lads are well hung. I remember one bloke in college who was very tall, rather thin, and something of a dork yet he never seemed to lack for several female friends always in tow. The one day I saw him in the locker room in all his glory and I immediately understood why -- he had a long, thick, uncut cock.

Gangster

A thoughtful reader passed along a link to this recent clip with Patrick pleasuring himself. Recent stills from the flick here posted earlier here on the blog.

Patrick still has no direct male sexual contact, but he is jacking off in the same room whilst other blokes fuck, so he's inching closer to the line, albeit very slowly. You may watch the scene in a larger screen version here.