Mainstream Naked

This is Benjamin Godfre, who is a legit fashion model. I normally wouldn't feature a lad of his sort here as he's a bit "twinky."

However, given he's a big-money model who's not afraid to show his cock, I think he warrants inclusion for that reason.

It seems, ever-so-slightly, mainstream models are increasingly doing the full monty, and I hope we see a lot more of that. The whole world knows a man has a dick, so what's the harm in showing it?

Valentin's Day

This is Valentin Petrov who has both topped and bottomed in porn. He's not a big strapping lad, so that's why his above-average dick looks like a whopper.

He's a cutey who truly looks like he's having a good time during on-screen sex, whether he's impaling his rod into some other lad or is on the receiving end of some poking himself.

The fact that he's uncut, of course, is a bonus. In my humble opinion, if you have a big thick dick, it should be all-natural.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Big Boots

What is it about men in boots? Perhaps because more masculine men tend to wear them, men in boots fucking men in boots has more of an erotic edge to it.

Have you ever dressed up in just your boots and got it on?

Junk in the Trunk

This is Eric, who is very hot, but his photos made me chuckle. He apparently refuses to outright show his cock, but he has no problem posing like he's playing with himself. And that last photo certainly leaves absolutely, positively nothing to the imagination. So go ahead: grin and bear it, Eric. You'll be glad you did.

Lonely Cowboy

His horse is gone, his boyfriend's gone, and he's stuck in a strange city. The poor horny cowboy needs a friend. Is he art or is he porn?

Winter Wonderland Shagging

I'm all in favor of public sex, but you have to imagine this scene was pretty difficult for the performers. With snow on the ground, fucking and sucking in the great outdoors has to be pretty bloody cold.

Porn Blizzard

If you're in the northeast United States this weekend, you're experiencing a blizzard and the aftermath. So here is a blizzard of porn videos posted in the last day or two by kindly blokes on the Xvideos site. Hopefully this'll keep you warm enough that you won't notice what's going on outside.

Et Tu, Brute?

This is Brutus, who occupies a subniche in straight porn gernally known as "cuckolding wives," amongst other things. A fictional husband watches his fictional wife get fucked by one or several big studs. A sub-subniche is devoted to black studs banging white women in their fictional husband's presence.

Another sub-subniche features the fictional husbands sucking off their wives' lovers and eating their cum after they've finished screwing. I've seen several of Brutus's vids and none of them featured any man doing that to him -- how unfortunate. I'm sure he'd have no shortage of volunteers.

Joe Scrubs Up Nice

A terrific photo of the great Joe Cade. He looks totally relaxed with his nakedness. He knows he's hot and he's totally cool with you checking out his great bod and thick uncut meat. He knows countless thousands of blokes will cast him in their sordid fantasies and he doesn't mind one bit.

Midweek Matinee

Back in my college days, where you had to enjoy your smut in a porn theater, I usually would go to the afternoon matinees because they were less crowded then. Whether it was a straight or gay theater, you would always see a few blokes whip it out and wank right there in the seats.

Usually they were younger blokes but occasionally they would be businessmen, nicely dressed in a suit and tie. I used to wonder what would happen if they got back to their offices with some inadvertent tell-tale signs of where they had been. Mr. Watkins cancelled his four-thirty and, oh, looks like you have some cum there on your trousers. Shall I get a warm cloth for you to clean it off?

Here are three vids that someone just posted on Xvideos in the last day or two. The first features the ever popular Patrick taking matters into his own hand. Maybe he's thinking about the two hot blokes in the second feature doing the squat fuck. Or maybe he's all hot and bothered about Bo and John in the third video getting their freak on.

Uncut Men in Love

Each one of these beautiful images could tell a story. It could be heart-warming. It could be erotic. It could be pornographic. It could be all three at once and more.

My Oh My

This is Michael, who is 28, 6'3", and weighs 235 pounds. He is, no surprise, a fitness model.

Is it considered inappropriate to stalk fitness models?

Water Sports

The first video here does not have water sports and instead features the always hot Sammy Colt flip-flopping. The second video is very hot with a great cum shot on Ben's face and also has water sports.

If you're not into that, you have been warned. And if you don't know what water sports are, we ain't talkin' about water polo and water skiing. Here is a definition.

Self-Love Film Fest

I may be short of stature but I am blessed with an almost supernatural sense of hearing. I usually can hear whispered conversations on the other side of the room when no one else can.

Recently I overheard a whispered conversation between two hot looking young blokes in their early to mid-twenties. They were commiserating about breaking up with their girlfriends and now not getting any sex because of unemployment and tight budgets that prevent dating.

The conversation then turned to masturbation. The two lads shamelessly discussed how their distressed financial situations were only making them more horny, so they watch internet porn and jack off. They apparently don't do this together but they lamented about how sad their love lives were because they were dating their right hands.

Even without hearing that conversation, whenever I see a hot young man out and about in public, I wonder if he masturbates, how often he does so, what his techniques might be, if he jerks off even if he's also getting laid.

Here are four prime specimens who are taking matters into their own hands. The first two are paid gigs whilst the second two appear to be volunteer efforts. And, just like they say on game shows, you can play along at home if you wish.

Asian Musclestuds

Given I prefer men who are mesomorphs whilst Asians tend to be ectomorphs, I don't often feature men from the Orient here. It's easy to find Asian twink pictures, but Asian musclehunks are much harder to find. I collected a batch recently and I'm sharing some favorites with you here.