Dropping the Pen

Here's a sex tip for today: simply drop your pen on the floor when a pornstar is in the room; you'll end up with a blowjob and more. It's that easy.

Landon looks considerably thicker in this scene. I guess he's been hitting the gym in a serious way. He also seems to be bottoming more these days. Maybe that's what he wanted all along.

Donnie and Phil

Here are two of the hottest 1990s porn studs in a classic clip of the era. From the little bit of plot in this scene, you can see how ludicrous the story is -- a thinly constructed bit of nonsense providing a shaky narrative thread for nearly constant fucking. But if we wanted plot that made sense, we wouldn't be looking at porn.

The Behemoth

This is Dennis, a personal trainer from New York. He's straight, Italian-American, 45, and 6'1". These are not morphs; Dennis is just a really big lad with a narrow waist, the combination of hard work and good genes.

Judging by the size of the bulge in his underwear, Dennis also appears to be packing some formidable heavy artillery. Men of Italian heritage seem to be larger than average, and he definitely seems to fit that category.

I'm having really filthy thoughts right now. Really filth. Excuse me, I must go find a rag to clean up.

The Djinn

The djinn are mythical creatures referenced in ancient Near East manuscripts and in certain versions of the Bible and Koran. They have supernatural abilities and can be good or evil. The word "djinn" became bastardized in the English language as "genie."

Playing with a four-foot-long cock has to be a lot of fun. But an encounter with a djinn might be very frustrating. You could give him a full-body stroke job, but what could he do for you in return? If he tried to jack you off, he might end up ripping your cock off by accident.

Maybe if you made him cum, he'd grant you a wish in appreciation. Perhaps this is where the idea of rubbing the genie's lamp originated and was sanitized by puritans. You're not suppose to rub his lamp; you're meant to rub his cock.

Patrick and the Lumberjack

This would've been the perfect time for Patrick to let the lumberjack pop his cherry. Unfortunately, that was not to be. It's still a hot video nonetheless.

Patrick started out doing jerkoff porn, then graduated to letting a bloke suck him off. Then he started fucking dudes. So I'm guessing in a year or two, we'll be seeing Patrick down on all fours, taking it like a man, whilst his mouth is stuffed full of cock.

This video is not likely to last long on the Xvideos site -- and thanks to whomever put it there -- so watch sooner rather than later.

Adam aka James

This is Adam, who has also modeled as James. He is just the cutest lad. His body is flawless, that fuzz is magnificent, those eyes are electrifying, and that sweet, innocent face is just begging to be corrupted. I'm guessing he's an easy blusher, and boy oh boy would I love to make him blush something fierce.

A Touch of Ginger

This lad is a keeper. He looks like a real bloke, not a plastic pouty-face model. He's ripped without looking ridiculous and has fuzz in all the right places. He looks like he might have been a redhead as a wee lad but then browned up as he got older.

Amateur Night

All three of these look to be genuine amateur porn -- blokes setting up cameras in their bedrooms and then having fun. The production quality is not the best, but I always like the amateur stuff because the passion is real. The last one is very short but I had to include him. I wonder if the sunglasses were for anonymity or to protect his eyes?

Passion Porn

A lot of porn is pretty boring because the direction is uninspired and the blokes are obviously only doing it for the money. Each scene is four or five ubiquitous positions with fake groaning and then a cumshot. They're often immediately forgettable.

This is not a hard-and-fast (pun!) rule. I would say the two clips below are some of the exceptions. You get a sense the director isn't meddling too much in what's happening -- he (or she) is just letting the lads have at each other because they're creative fuckers. The director is content to getting good shots and letting the performers get down. And these gentlemen really seem to be into porn for the fucking -- they're having a really good time.

Spread and Hard

This is the perfect way to welcome your lover home. Hard and spread and ready to play. Trust me, it works without fail. Just make sure he hasn't brought his boss or a coworker home with him. Unless, of course, he's a hot stud, too.

The Natural Man

This is Dmitry who has a magnificent body and beautiful uncut pendulous cock. I imagine when he walks in the nude that big pieces of meat bobs around all over the place. It must be a highlight of many a lad's day when he decides to parade around naked in the gym locker room.

Coyote

The thick-dicked lad who appears in both these films goes by the name Coyote and also Jorge. I don't know anything about him, but I like being a voyeur when he's on screen.

Brazil never seems to deplete its bountiful supply of hot blokes who love to fuck for cash. Yet another reason to visit Rio for the 2016 Olympics.

Sleepyhead

My boyfriend is a heavy sleeper. Often his cock will wake up before he does. Sometimes his erection rubbing against my side, whilst he's still asleep and murmuring, is enough to awaken me.

On occasion, when he's still sound asleep, he'll roll onto his back and his erection will poke up against the sheet. When that happens, I slide down the sheet ever-so-carefully and begin to tease his glans with the tip of my tongue whilst, as gently as I can, I begin to stroke him lightly.

More often than not when I do this, he'll murmur in his sleep and his body will involuntarily thrust slightly. As the pace continues and intensifies, he'll finally awaken. It takes him a moment to realize what's going on, and when he sees it's me, he breaks into a sweet smile and reaches for my now rock-hard cock.

This lad is not my boyfriend, but he has the same sleepy bashful face as my lover does when he awakens in the morning. It's not quite awake yet, but his cock is more than ready to play.

Hands-Free Boners

All other things being equal, I would rather see a lad with a hands-free boner than one who has to use his hand to keep hard. Of course, many of these pictured here probably stroked just before the photographer made some shots, but perhaps some didn't.

Seeing a bloke with a hands-free boner that lasts for five or ten or more minutes is a huge turn-on for me. Yes, that can be artificially created with drugs, but when it's all natural and for real, that truly is one of the most erotic sights.

As long as I think about something sexual or am involved in sexual activity, I can stay hard for many minutes at a time whilst entirely hands-free. But if the telephone should ring or there's another non-sexual distraction, then my own private Hindenberg comes crashing back to earth.

The Married Man

The set-up here is nothing short of ludicrous: a married man is tossed out by his wife and accidentally packs her dildo when he goes to stay with a friend. When he unpacks his stuff, seeing the dildo is enough to allow his friend fuck in in the ass.

That aside, the dark-haired bloke is cute, and although a bit thin, the ginger lad is fun to watch. And this is my 1,500th post today. Where has the time gone?

The Legend

Thanks to long-time reader Vince who alerted me to this video featuring the strapping 6'5" Von Legend, who was the very first bloke to appear here at Gods Amongst Men way back when. He's a personal favorite, and I was particularly happy to see this one, as it's new to me.

There's a lot of posing and such at the beginning of this, so if that's not your cup of tea, he starts a long, teasing jerkoff a little after thirteen minutes into the video.

Spring Break

This is the traditional week for spring break, when young lads from colder climates head south to swim, sun, and party. The naughtier ones will get drunk, get stoned, and get laid -- and maybe all three. Chances are if they do one or both of the first two, the last one will follow.

I don't know the origin of the photo below. Google image search was not helpful. The quality and sensibility suggest it's an art photo, but the subject suggests porn.

The picture suggests a story in my mind. Carloads of young lads head down to a sunny beach somewhere to the south. Most of them spend their time chasing pussy. But some of them only pretend to watch the constant parade of tits and ass -- instead they're really looking at the young studs chasing pussy.

With time, three of them decide to peel off and head back to the motel room for the purported purpose of watching porn. Someone fires up a video of a chick getting piledriven up the ass, and all three lads tug down their swim trunks and whip out their cocks to stroke. They really aren't that interested in what's on screen, and instead prefer to watch each other on the bed, shoulder-to-shoulder, stroking side by side, reflected in the big motel mirror over the dresser.

Soon, primal lust and a testosterone rush takes over. They want more. They want that higher form of sexual release that can only be found with body-on-body contact. One of the lads gets off the bed to turn up the porno sound to disguise their own noises. And then he kneels before them, cock in hand, as they continue to stroke.

Their eyes lock on each other as they smile. They all know they're ready to cross the frontier into something they've wanted to see and do for a long time. To start things off, he reaches down and takes one of the lad's cocks in his free hand. That one, in turn, reaches over to take hold of the hard cock belonging to the lad beside him. Soon they're all kneeling in a triangle, hands freely stroking each other and themselves.

And then the most adventursome of the three drops down to the floor as he slides one of the other lad's cocks into his mouth...

I had experiences like that in my youth. And I'm sure many of you did, too. I will never forget the first time I felt another lad's hand on my hard cock, his fingers already slick with his own precum.

Like most pictures featured here on this blog, this one is much bigger than it appears below. Right click to see it in its original size. In case you want to join in the fun.

Bunsapalooza

Given the popularity of the recent butt post, I'd thought I'd bring back an encore with more fine masculine hindquarters. Which one would you most like to drop the soap next to you in the gym shower?