Bathroom Jerkoffs

A seemingly infinite number of hot male selfies have been posted to date on the web, and that number increases by the minute. And, an incredible number of websites collect some of the better available images.

Bathroom Jerkoff is one of the many on my radar, and I really like his mix. Most of the pictures are selfies, but he sprinkles in some other selects to create a tempting and eclectic offering.

All of the images below are from Bathroom Jerkoff. I had a difficult time narrowing down the choices, but all the lads in this batch rang my bell a little louder.

The penultimate (next to last) one is the most intriguing. That appears to be a public restroom of some sort. What would he do if another bloke happened to enter at just the moment he snapped the picture?

As usually is the case here, most of these images are actually larger than they appear below. Right click to see their original size.

Down in the Basement

This excellent scene ably demonstrates that you don't need a lot of frills to make exceptional porn. This was shot in a real boiler room down in a real basement and that contributes to the authenticity. It seems like you've just walked in on two hot janitors who just can't control themselves.

You can access this flick directly on Xvideos here.




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Pounding Beef

Only a few hours after yesterday's post went live, one of the regular reader scouts had found the corresponding movie on Xvideos. It's the second one below, featuring the big bruiser and little pup.

The first one illustrates a pickup technique unbeknownst to me. All you have to do is compliment a bloke on his tattoos, and within minutes he'll let you fuck him in the ass. Who knew?

If you'd like to watch these directly on the Xvideos site, you can do so here and here.

The Bruiser and the Pup

When I was about 18 or 19, seeing a set like this would set me right over the edge. This would've been wank material until I wore the magazine pages thin. Yes, we didn't have online porn back in the 1980s, so we had to settle for smut rags.

Austin the big brute here and Brett is the pup. You have to image Brett loved this shoot. He may not have been wild about some of Austin's unfortunate tattoo choices, but he probably didn't let the big bruiser know about it. Or maybe he did just so he'd be rougher.

Aftercum

We all know what precum is -- that sticky fluid that leaks out of your cock when you're anticipating sexy time. But what do you call the stuff that oozes from your penis several minutes after you've cum? Is that aftercum?

Whatever it's called, the stuff looks fantastic seeping out of the slit. Sometimes you don't even realize it's happening. You're walking around the bedroom, trying to find your clothes that you threw everywhere in the heat of passion, and you feel something drip on your foot.

You look down and see a trail of aftercum from your cock to your foot and maybe running down your leg. If you ooze a lot after you cum like I do, you know you should keep a rag handy to wipe up before you wander around. Sometimes, though, you just can't be neat.

Rise and Shine Blowjob

Quite often when I post still pictures of a bloke here, a flying squad of regular readers will pass along links to a porn video featuring the spotlighted lad. That happened again this week, so thanks to the two readers who alerted me to this one featuring Abele who appeared the other day in still pictures.

A morning blowjob is arguably the best way for your lover to wake you. If you oversleep or are running late, it can make you even later though, because fucking almost always follows sucking, as this video capably demonstrates.

To watch directly on the Xvideos website, please click here.

Tall, Dark, and Exotic

This lad is younger than usually featured here, but he has a very interesting look, nice physique, and commendable cock, so I decided to include him. I also think it's interesting that his race is not easy to determine. Is he black? Southeast Asian (or "Indian" as they say in the US)? Hispanic? Middle Eastern? A mixture of several?

I do know this: I would happily pop his cherry. I think a gangbang might be the best way to do that, and then we could all dump our creamy white loads over his beautiful skin.

A Place of One's Own

Abele Place falls asleep and one can imagine he's dreaming of dick. He's versatile and has appeared in porn both as a top and bottom, so maybe he's dreaming of the day he'll be spit-roasted on video. If that's what he wants, a cock in both holes, then my boyfriend and I are more than happy to offer our services.

I usually don't like to use a lot of horizontal images here, but this lad is just so cute and his fuzzy chest so tempting that I made an exception. All the photos in this post -- like most of the blog -- are much larger than they appear on Blogger. If you right click any photo, you'll see it full-size.

X-Rated Muscle

I was in the mood for some big muscle porn, and Xvideos came through as hoped. Thanks to whoever originally posted these.

The first lad spends the first seven or so minutes posing, but once he whips out his cock, he looks magnificent whilst strutting around with it hard as a rock. Many times big muscle lads are not well hung, but he's the exception. Here is the direct link to that video on Xvideos if you want to watch over there.

Second up is a well known classic featuring cowboy musclestuds. Whoever posted it quite possibly did so without permission, so it may not last long. If you'd like to watch instead over at the video site, please click here.

Over the Dome

The second cum shot in this video is truly memorable. Both are big lads, and the skinhead stands something like six foot five.

The skinhead here went by Maxx Diesel when he did gay porn and now does straight porn as Christian XXX. He says he's straight and only did gay for pay, but he still does a lot of tranny porn where he bottoms.

I suspect he's bi, although he may not have come to terms with that. Whatever the answer, he's still hot. If you'd like to go directly to the Xvideos site and watch over there, you can do that by clicking here.

The Viking

This bloke is originally from Finland and now lives in Nevada. He's in his early forties and stands five ten.

He makes his living as a stripper and sometimes performer in straight porn. He alternatively goes by the name The Swan and The Viking. I haven't been able to find what name he uses when appearing in straight porn.

He is scorching hot and about as close to perfect as you can get. I suspect he does a little mowing in his crotch area, and if so, I'd prefer to see him with a big natural bush of untrimmed pubes.

Somebody Needs a Blowjob

When I hear a reactionary male public figure rant against gay rights, a little thought always pops into the back of my mind: I wonder if a good blowjob would change his mind? Because we all know men suck cock way better than women.

Here are some hot lads demonstrating how best to erase homophobia. I realized after collecting these that they revealed a personal bias. Some blokes would rather get a blowjob whilst sitting or lying on a bed. I'm one of those who prefers it when I'm standing and he's kneeling before me, or he's lying on the bed and I fuck his face.